I Gotta Go Potty

Yesterday at the dinner table, Paige made a normal announcement. Sitting sweetly in her chair, Paige said "I gotta go potty!" then waits to be excused. After that, she runs down the hall and stood with her back to the door. Then the she says the funny part, "Don't laugh if you hear me fart in the bathroom." She opens the door and goes in the bathroom. After all her business was finished Paige came back to the door and said, "Good, I didn't fart!" Then she sat back down and ate her dinner.